Driving back from holiday can lead to madness…I mean how do you pass the time?

ME:

…and that’s why the A1 is sometimes a motorway and sometimes an ‘A’ road.

SILENCE

ME:

Kitty!

KITTY:

[HALF REMOVES EARPHONES TO HER IPAD]

Yes Dad?

ME:

You weren’t listening.

KITTY:

I was listening Dad…I just wasn’t paying attention.

ME:

[…SIGH]

– End of Anecdote –

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Welcome to ChannelDAD.tv. I’m Dad Jim and this is my blog. Nothing to say at the moment but I’m hoping I will be able to make ChannelDAD a place for you to have a laugh. You don’t have to be a dad.

Big thanks,

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Kitty wanted to know what Internet Trolls are and if they were of any use to anyone? I’m not sure I answered the question to the best of my ability. Kitty was pleased with…well, not really.

[SIGHS]

I do my best you know but kids do ask the worst type of questions and you try don’t you? You want to give them the best possible advice even when you’re in the middle of some work that has to be done for the morning…

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I’m always thinking. Tucked up in my little office (the spare bedroom). I think too much. Sometimes I sit and think and think and think and no good comes of that. O’ and I’m easily distracted by nothing in particular.

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I wish I could multitask, you know have the ability to watch television and eat cake. Wait a minute. I can do that. Is that man-multi-tasking as opposed to driving a car, talking on the phone (hands free) and applying eye-liner, you know the useful stuff that Kitty will be able to do once she has a) a car b) a phone and c) sold all her Littlest Pet Shop on ebay.

Watch me fail utterly to multitask and find out what Kitty is playing on the iPad (which we’re supposed to share…but I never see).

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Not if you’re dyslexic I used to say. But now it’s so non PC I never make that joke. Well sometimes I make bad jokes. I’m a Dad. No. Wait I’m a Dad fuelled by cheap wine, cigarettes and a fantasy life that makes grown politicians think they’re honest and trusted my everyone except their mothers (Mum’s do know best).

Watch me try to make a video diary entry around Kitty’s homework.

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Me too. Why or what would I do with a Life Coach? Well they might be useful and so I’m going to give one a go. You never know when one might change you life and, you know, you might get the life you want.

As usual Kitty decides to interrupt for no reason save she can and that’s a good thing.

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Yes. Because I can. I love bopping to a good song. Love Adele’s voice and sometimes I like to make believe that I am a very famous boxer entering the ring to anything but ‘We Are The Champions.’

A very silly video. I wonder if you can do these moves…

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Bit of a bugger really. I do video diaries to remind myself of the life I have.

Am I the only Dad who thinks like this?

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Here’s me explaining to Felicity, my Life Coach, via SKYPE the Italian Job, using model Mini Coopers and several Spongebobs.

Well… I’ve run out of 1960’s Italian policemen.

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